Naughty SMS

Naughty SMS

I have a clean Heart and dirty mind
this combination makes me feel perfect.
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Always be happy
and
always wear a smile;
Bcz
life is full of reasons to smile
so
people might say
.
.
.
Kanjar bohat khush hai..
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Love is blind

be very kind

when I Kiss You

please don't mind

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Dill kehta hai k chor jau yay duniya

phir khayal aata hai k 

haaley tey mera waya v ni hoya.

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Never judge the beauty of a girl by her profile

Picture judge her by  the photos she is tagged in.

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A couple has 3 children naming NC, MC N ABC

someone asked the meaning , they told

1st Natural Curiosity
2nd Mutual Consent N
3rd Absolute Bloody Carelessness

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Mareez: meri door ki nazar kamzor hai

Doctor: wo aasman par kya hai?

Mareez: Chaand

Doctor: ty anni dya orr kinna door wekhna ee..

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1st Friend:Merey dada ney 1965 ki jung mai 20 dushmano ki taangey kaat di thien.

2nd Frnd: Gardnain kyu ni kaati?

1st Frnd: wo koi pehlay hi kaat gya tha..

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Miss tumhaarey ghar mai sabb sey chota kon hai?

Student: Miss abbu.

Miss wo kaisey?

Student: Miss wo abhi bhi ammi k saath sotey hain.

Miss: Fittey mun Tera...

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1st Friend:ooy tu Ikk message 2,2 baar kyu bhejta hai?

2nd Friend:karr di na paglo waali baat, Ik tu rakh ley Ikk forward karr diya karr.

1st Friend:yar tu to Khota ha pura, 3 baar kiya karr 1 delete bhi to karna hota hai na..
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