Funny Poetry2

Funny Poetry

Hum Ishq mai bhi kamal kartey hain

I Love You likh karr send to all kartey hain

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Aik naffrat hi nahi dunya mai dard ka sabbab Faraz

suna hai Injection ki Sui bhi dard deti hai.

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Ham ney to ussey kaali samaj k chor diya tha Faraz

Hamain kya pata tha K Faiza Beauty Cream itani jaldi assar karegi

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December jubb bhi aata hai yahi injaam hota hai

kabi khaansi kab nazla kabi zukaam hota hai

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Aaj kal ki larkiyan husan py naaz karti hain

pehla kalma aata nahi English mai baat karti hain

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Itna dubla ho gaya hu sanam teri judai sey

K khatmal bhi kheench ley jaatey hain mujey chaar pai sey..

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jahan dekho ishq kay beemaar bethey hain

hazaro marr gaye laakhon tayaar bethey hain

barbaad karr k apni taaleem larkiyon k peechey

phir kehtey hain Dua karein Molvi saahab Bay-Rozgaar bethey hai

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bohat Mazllom hai iss shehar mai shaair ki ghar wali

muhabbat ki ghaza sey abb takk iss ka pait hai khali

yay gori raat ki tanhaiyon mai ho gai kaali

karachi mai jo rehti hai yay  aisi hai mianwaali

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kya haal puchtey ho merey karobaar kai

kangey mai bechta hun! ganjo'n kay shehar mai

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Iss qadar payar bhari nazron sey dekha uss zaalim ney

dill to gaya hi saath 10 rupay ka samosa bhi neechey girr gaya

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wo kehta tha taali dono hathon sey bajti hai faraz

chmaant maar kay 1 haath sey baja daali saaley ki

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Iss say zayada zalalt kya ho gi wasi 
wo bohat hansi ,lykn phirr b na hansi.

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Girl Friend: Mujay muaaf krr do ma nay tumm say chupaya meri mangani ho chuki hai.
Boy Friend: Aray pagli rulaaye gi kya aa ja ma tujay  apnay bacho'n say milwata hu..

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Socha tha harr morr prr aap ko yaad krry gay
prr rasta seedha tha morr aaya hi nahi..

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Khoff kya hota ha yay uss shakhs say puchain jo
apna Mobile Lock Kiye bagairr ghrr parr bhull aaya ho..

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